Monday, February 26, 2007

NIN

I went to see Nine Inch Nails last night. They, (Trent + two guitarists, a drummer and a keyboardist) were truly amazing. The lighting was inventive, the sound engineering was brilliant, and the performance itself was energetic, exciting and angry in all the right places.

If you get the opportunity to see them - do it!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Immune System, The Hitch and The Wardrobe

So I've been thinking a lot about my work recently, as I've started the first implementation phase of the algorithm that I want to try out. Sadly, the more I learn about the algorithm at the moment, the more I worry about its applicability.

Let me exsplain my current thinking about robotics, security robotics and AIS.

Robotics suffers from a real identity crisis. Essentially robotics is a tool. One designs robotics to solve a specific problem. Many researchers have got themselves caught up solving problems like "SLAM" simultaneous location and mapping. This seems like a largely futile pursuit. Why? Because, quite simply, most applications in the real world, simply don't need it. For the most part, building a simple map is something that can be done once, and then ignored. Constantly updating that map is largely irrelevant. So I chose to look at a specific problem, (or as I will reveal, two specific problems.) After much deliberation I chose security, largely because it has a large scope for software improvements, rather than hardware improvements, something that I am not allowed to do as part of my computer science-based PhD.

Security robotics has two key advantages over static sensors. Firstly the static sensor can be avoided, planned around and/or obstructed. A mobile sensor can be unpredictable and manouvre around obstructions. Secondly, a security robot can be mounted with higher quality, short range sensors, that can be brought to the target being observed, short range sensors aren't much cop when static, as the area covered vs the cost is pretty poor. Security robotics is essentially two classical problems rolled into one, routing and classifying. The routing problem is one of making the best use of the robots that you have to cover the areas that you need, but at the same time, you want to prioritise bottle-necks, (entrances and exits and the like) and avoid predictability, (you don't want a thief being able to observe the robots for a day or so and spot a pattern in the way they move.) The classification problem stems from the need to automatically process the vast volume of data that a robot with the relevant sensors can produce. A single guard in a control room simply can't process all of the feeds from multiple robots. It is necessary for a robot to be capable of automatically flagging potentially dangerous situations.

This is where AIS comes in. The immune system is designed to identify threats in an environment full of confusing signals, when the threat is quite determined to avoid being detected. It seemed like a good idea to see what algorithms from AIS I can steal to perform these routing and classification tasks. But the more I learn, the more worried I become.

I will save my explanation why for another time, as this post is already quite big, and my lappy battery is running out.

Have a good one!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Cool

I saw an article on the mighty "Tomorrow's World" on the BBC when I was younger, (I think 80s-early 90's) about a new system for using electrodes to help blind people see, by converting the signals from a camera into signals that the brain could interpret along the optic nerve. I seem to remember that the crux of it was that the brain is fairly kick-ass and adapts to pretty much any old signal eventually. Either way, I didn't hear much about the progress of that research until this morning...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6368089.stm

It sounds like a real possibility, and of course, is a small and obvious step away from Geordie La Forge style visors as,without the relevant filters in place, most electronic cameras actually pick up things in the non-visible spectrum anyway. It's just that they're removed to stop that from interfering with the colour response of the device.

Either way - it's pretty sweet

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Punorama

I discovered today that the BBC runs a weekly punning competition by the name of "Punorama", (a pun worthy of note in itself.) I tried to enter this week's, but the webform says that I'm not allowed to post comments! :( So you, my adoring readership, must endure my pun.

The story can be found here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2007/02/punorama_23.shtml and is about a man buying his fiance a house for Valentine's Day, wrapped in a lot of paper and a huge ribbon.

My puntastic headline... "Surely this is a case of 'Bricks and L'Amor-tar'?"

I thank you

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Woo!

Things are looking up! I've planned my elaborate robotic security system that will hopefully yield some positive results soon enough to publish a paper. I'm not going into detail here, as I want to make sure everything works, (that and I'm not sure whether the terms of my agreement with my sponsor allows me to!)

I'm also in the process of enrolling at a really interesting looking conference about robotic security. It'll be nice to meet other people doing similar research, and I get to go to Switzerland!

If my paper does yield results I'll hopefully be able to give a presentation on it in Brazil in Summer too!

But, can't stand around here blogging all day - I have an evil army of robots to train!

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Wonderful Rant

Charlie Brooker is a columnist for the Guardian and a broadcaster for the BBC. I don't read his column, and I don't watch his show, but I might start doing so, in response to this rant: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2006031,00.html

Now I know that there are a lot of people out there who love Macs. I personally am not one of them. This is a largely irrational choice. I could do some research and look at the areas where PC's out perform Macs and cling to those, pretending that this is why I hate them, I could harp on about the annoying features of the OS. But quite frankly, I just prefer my PC.

However it is not simply because I don't like Macs that I adore the above rant, (and I really do mean 'adore', I'd like to marry that rant and little angry children with piercings), it's just a beautifully well-crafted rant, that insults, abuses and entertains in exactly the right measure. Please, connoisseurs of ranting, enjoy...

Monday, February 05, 2007

Gahhh It burns, it burns

A slight balance miscalculation resulted in my arm being covered in hot tea. Sadly I was wearing my dressing gown at the time, which served to soak up the hot tea and bake my arm like a marshmallow.

Sealab Quote: "Imagine, if you will, being encased in a giant melting marshmallow, go on, do it"

Anyone fancy some liquor? Hail Squishface!