Yey for imaginary quiche!
Despite our best efforts to avoid giving money to "the man" by spending our hard earned squid at supermarkets, h and I do occasionally raid the bargains section of our local Sainsbury's.
Today we scored a small victory for local traders by purchasing an imaginary quiche.
Two quiches that had originally been on special offer had been reduced as they were rapidly approaching their sell-by-date. They had accidentally left the original special offer in their software system, so the check out reported that I could have one quiche for 79p or two for the grand total of 78p.
I hereby conclude that the second quiche has some form of imaginary component. I'm hoping that eating it will also make me thinner.
Three cheers for imaginary quiche!
Today we scored a small victory for local traders by purchasing an imaginary quiche.
Two quiches that had originally been on special offer had been reduced as they were rapidly approaching their sell-by-date. They had accidentally left the original special offer in their software system, so the check out reported that I could have one quiche for 79p or two for the grand total of 78p.
I hereby conclude that the second quiche has some form of imaginary component. I'm hoping that eating it will also make me thinner.
Three cheers for imaginary quiche!
posted by Bob at 7:22 PM
1 Comments:
Imaginary quiche? Surely quiche number two just costs -1 pence?
Similar to the story I saw on the local news some time ago, where a chap bought a (should be £20) HDMI cable from tescos, it came through as £1 but the offer had 2,000 free clubcard points - £20 off your next shop!
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