Sleep when I'm dead

It turns out that moving your stuff into storage because you have to be moved out before you return from a very long trip abroad so you can move into your new place in September when you _finally_ get back is every bit as complicated and difficult as it sounds.

And I still haven't bought a wedding present for my friends' wedding, which is unfortunate, as its the day after I land back in the country...

No Sense of Humour

One of our admin team has a poster from the Guardian of "Guardian Readers". It has cartoons of stereotypical Guardian readers with faux latin names underneath them: "Musician - musicalis musicalis"; "Crossword Addict- Intellectualus Frustratus" etc etc

I asked her if there was one for Daily Mail readers that just said "Racist".

No laughs.

What's wrong with the world?